Hey PEOPLE!
Well congrats again to all my gradutated seniors!Im proud of you guys. I Know this is sort of late and even repetitive from what i've told you in person, but yeah i AM proud, very proud! I feel so old now that its been a year since i've graduated! Good luck to everyone with college life, stay strong and close to God, and remember to love everyone no matter who they are and where they're from because wow you'll meet tons of people.. and some dont even seem like their from this planet. haha uh anyway few pointers:
If you're in the dorm, open your door slowly because there might be a jug of water leaning against it to flood your room once you open it.
There are cameras in the halls so they know exactly how retarded you are at all times
Just because there is a handle on the doors doesnt exactly mean you "PULL" you might embarrass yourself a million times with that.
Always watch where you're walking... clear signs are popular
Dont rest your feet on the seat handles infront of you its not like the movies.... the arm rest will fall off and make clanking noises all the way down the stairs
Sit in the front because sitting in the back does everything except hide you
after you flush the toilets run because they are so powerful they'll splash water all over you. Yep.
When you're walking across the street .. even when it SAYS "walk" look both ways... u might get hit by a car not paying attention turning right on red and then you get made fun of FOREVER because of it.
Pay attention from day 1 and listen to everything catching up is no fun and its impossible to do that in just 1 day so study a week before tests!
last but not least and possibly the only serious one... KNOW where you stand. People will feed you all kinds of crud and you've got to be able to rise against that no matter how much so called "evidence" they have about it. Know the facts in your heart, and dont be ashamed to say God. If they can preach about evolution and ALLLLLL other kinds of junk thats ridiculous, dont doubt that what you're saying seems ridiculous and unreasonable. They think we were monkeys and accidentally fell into place, we believe one God created us and it wasnt an accident... know where you stand.
Thats about it fellow college fools. I love you guys and i'll be seeing you on campus!
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